Easily one of the most memorable moments on Friends, but they never reveal which parts of the body they’re referring to. No need to panic because I’ve created a complete play-by-play for all the guys who need improvement and all the women who agree.
1, 2, 1-2-3, 3, 5, 4, 3-2, 2, 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7… 7… 7… 7 7 7 7 7 7… seven.
1 = Ears
2 = Lips
3 = Neck
4 = Breasts
5 = Butt
6 = Thighs
7 = Clitoris
(1) You approach her from behind and slightly kiss her on one of her ears.
(2) She gets excited faces you and you kiss her on the lips.
(1-2-3) You pause slightly grazing her ears with your hands and start kissing her again. The intensity builds and you move down to the neck.
(3) You continue kissing her neck.
(5) You give her a light spank on the butt.
(4) You make your way to her breasts.
(3-2) Your hands return to her ears and sides of her face while you start kissing her lips again.
(2) You’re still on the lips.
(2-4-6) The kiss stretches out until you make your way down to her breasts with your mouth, while sliding your hands up and down her thighs.
(2-4-6) You repeat.
(4) Back to the breasts.
(2) You’re kissing.
(2) Keep kissing.
(4-7) You go to her breasts for the last time before touching her clitoris.
(5-7) You move your hands to her butt before going back.
(6-7) You go all the way down sliding your hands up and down her thighs as your mouth moves to her clitoris.
(7… 7… 7… 7 7 7 7 7 7… ) You got it.
Remember to be passionate and to move slowly so the intensity can build. You’re welcome ladies.